Category: susannah dean

Eddie Dean: Alright! Listen up, fives! A ten is speaking.Eddie Dean: Suze, can we talk, one ten to…

Eddie Dean: Alright! Listen up, fives! A ten is speaking.
Eddie Dean:

Suze, can we talk, one ten to another?
Susannah Dean: I’m an eleven, Eddie, but continue.

“We are ka-tet. We are one from many. We have shared our…

“We are ka-tet. We are one from many. We have shared our water as we have shared our lives and our quest. If one should fall, that one will not be lost, for we are one and will not forget, even in death.”

Shardik attacks Eddie Dean.Inspired by Stephen King’s “The Dark…

Shardik attacks Eddie Dean.

Inspired by Stephen King’s “The Dark Tower” saga.

The ka-tet enters the woods led by Roland…

The ka-tet enters the woods led by Roland Deschain…

Inspired by Stephen King’s “The Dark Tower” saga.

“Wrong tower, Eddie.” Inspired by Stephen…

“Wrong tower, Eddie.”

Inspired by Stephen King’s “The Dark Tower”.

“Eddie…that is NOT Maturin, you…

“Eddie…that is NOT Maturin, you fool!” 

Inspired by Stephen King’s “The Dark Tower” saga.

“Happy Easter and April Fools Day, Roland!”

“Happy Easter and April Fools Day, Roland!”

Jake Chambers: Guys, look. This magazine article says more couples are opting for non-traditional weddings like out in the woods.

Jake Chambers: Guys, look. This magazine article says more couples are opting for non-traditional weddings like out in the woods.
Susannah Dean: Oh! Well if a magazine says so, Eddie and I should get married out in the woods like a couple of bumblers.
Eddie Dean: Bumblers don’t get married.
Jake Chambers: Like you could possibly know that.

Eddie Dean: Do you think Roland’s cute?

Eddie Dean: Do you think Roland’s cute?
Susannah Dean: No, he’s a full-on Monet.
Eddie Dean: What’s a Monet?
Susannah Dean: It’s like a painting, see? From far away, it’s okay, but up close– it’s a big, old, patchwork-face mess.