Category: Roland Deschain

Regular

Eddie Dean: Hey, how much money do you have?
Roland Deschain: 69 cents.
Eddie Dean: You know what that means!
Roland Deschain: [crying] I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.

Regular

The Man in Black: Jake was counting counting on you.
Roland Deschain: Well, that’s his fault. I have carefully cultivated a persona that screams ‘you’re on your own’.

Conversation

Roland: I am a gunslinger! the Tower! Kill the man in black! AHHH
also Roland: tu- too- tun- tuna? tooter sandwich?? what’s a tooter? what’s a sandwich?

Regular

Cuthbert Allgood: Question: Given the choice of anyone in the world, who would you want as a dinner guest?
Roland Deschain: Honestly, I would choose Susan.
Cuthbert Allgood: Aww. I would choose a janitor, because I’m about to throw up.

You dumbass edgelord. You fucking Hot Topic sh…

You dumbass edgelord. You fucking Hot Topic shopping piece of shit.

Long time no see! Except in my revenge fantasi…

Long time no see! Except in my revenge fantasies where I see you on an hourly basis.

Regular

Roland Deschain: If I was sick, could I do this?
Roland Deschain: [staring at Eddie]
Eddie Dean: What are you doing?
Roland Deschain: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?

monkeybuddha: Trying to do some stuff’ of The…

monkeybuddha:

Trying to do some stuff’ of The dark tower
Come- come – Commala!

Lyrics and idea from the book: The Dark Tower V: Wolves of the Calla
“Commala song”

Second time with editing

Roland Deschain: You know, I’ll be your guide.Jake Chambers: Like Gandalf through…

Roland Deschain: You know, I’ll be your guide.
Jake Chambers: Like Gandalf through Middle-Earth?
Roland Deschain:

Let’s take the Lord of the Rings references, let’s put them in a deep dark cave. Okay. Where no one’s gonna find them, ever.
Jake Chambers: Except Smeagol, he lives in a cave.

cassisandor: idris elba in the dark tower

cassisandor:

idris elba in the dark tower