Category: eddie dean

Regular

Eddie Dean: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Roland Deschain: If you say ‘addictionary’ I swear to fucking God I will shoot you.
Eddie Dean: I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better.

yougonnashootme: favourite characters of all…

yougonnashootme:

favourite characters of all time :
↳ [7/?] Eddie Dean (The Dark Tower): “ There are people who need people to need them. The reason you don’t understand is because you’re not one of those people. You’d use me and then toss me away like a paper bag if that’s what it came down to. God fucked you, my friend. You’re just smart enough so it would hurt you to do that, and just hard enough so you’d go ahead and do it anyway. You wouldn’t be able to help yourself. ”

bridgioto:

bridgioto:

Eddie of New York for the morning warmup…

Regular

Eddie Dean: Hey, how much money do you have?
Roland Deschain: 69 cents.
Eddie Dean: You know what that means!
Roland Deschain: [crying] I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.

Regular

Roland Deschain: If I was sick, could I do this?
Roland Deschain: [staring at Eddie]
Eddie Dean: What are you doing?
Roland Deschain: Cartwheels. Am I not doing them?

“Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone.”

“Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone.”

Eddie Dean

“A book hasn’t caused me this much trouble since Where’s Waldo went to that barber pole factory!”

“A book hasn’t caused me this much trouble since Where’s Waldo went to that barber pole factory!”

Eddie Dean

“You fight too much, swear too much, and your morals are questionable. You’re everything I’ve ever…”

“You fight too much, swear too much, and your morals are questionable. You’re everything I’ve ever wanted in a friend.”

Eddie Dean, to Roland Deschain

Eddie Dean: I’ve figured out why you’re such a jerk, you have updog.Roland Deschain:…

Eddie Dean: I’ve figured out why you’re such a jerk, you have updog.
Roland Deschain: What’s updog?
Eddie Dean: Guys, get in here! I told you I could do it!

Eddie Dean: Alright! Listen up, fives! A ten is speaking.Eddie Dean: Suze, can we talk, one ten to…

Eddie Dean: Alright! Listen up, fives! A ten is speaking.
Eddie Dean:

Suze, can we talk, one ten to another?
Susannah Dean: I’m an eleven, Eddie, but continue.